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Essentially the DMCA emails came forth and celebrity nudes had to be deleted. A tale that takes place many years ago. First there's me, kind of average looking not skinny nor fat, neither
ugly nor hot. People could say that I'm tall and that I'm smart, but as far as I knew people didn't notice me
enough to say such things.
I have two older brothers that are 4 and 5 years older than me. They always hung out together, and I ended up
either being the third wheel or being left out. I've learn to be okay with this as I don't have much in common
with them anyway. Both brothers are the “Coors!” and “Motorcycles!” types, while I played D&D and read
books. And let's face it, I really did look down on their inferior minds. There is something I was always jealous
of them for though. I'm sure you can tell between my attitude and interests that I was never popular with the
ladies. The two of them seemed to have new bitches every night. I say bitches because this is how I convinced
myself I didn't want what they had, I told myself I wanted a woman of quality and substance—though reality
was I was mauling myself near raw constantly and I would have done the chubby retarded girl down the street
if she'd let me.
I was fourteen and it was the summer after I had finished the eighth grade. My dad informed me that we were
to have one last major camping trip before I started high school. We were going to spend a week up at the
lake. My father loved camping. We must have went to the lake every weekend during the summer from my
ages seven to sixteen. I wouldn't call myself an expert survivalist or such, but I did know the drill and even now
I can hold my own the wild. This was to be nine nights on the lake though. Eight days without power or running
water. Wind, dirt, sun, sand and rain. My dad then added that Mark, a longtime family friend, and his wife and
daughter would be joining us at the lake too.
My dad had been friends with Mark for as long as I can remember. He was pretty nice guy, a shirt off his back
kind of fellow. He was the guy who gave me my first beer and helped me through my first hangover. His wife
Julie was the epitome of a MILF—a tall leggy blonde with big tits that always seem to be screaming “Hi there!
Touch me!” in a seductive voice. To this day I am convinced my oldest brother lost his virginity to her. Alas I
have no proof as such, I've just heard one to many innuendos and double entendra as well as catching a few
strange stolen glances between the two of them to not have my suspicions.
Then there's Anna, their only child. A blond preppy cheerleader type that always seemed to have way too
much pep and giggled far more often than was healthy. She was in the grade beneath me. And while I've
known her since we were little and had seen her around school many a time, I never paid her much heed since
I was a year older that her and was too good to talk to a seventh grader. At the time she was clearly beneath
me.
We left after my dad got off work, late 5, almost 6 o'clock. It was a three hour drive to the lake, but we had to
stop and help Mark's family load up first. Mark and Anna were outside when we arrived. I remember Anna
greeting me with a smile while brushing her shoulder length hair behind one ear. It was elegantly simple in
execution; a perfect flirtatious and girlish greeting. A wiser man would have seen the hint in this action.
These people were definitely not camping people. The whole time we were there I was thinking “Where's the
rest of their gear?!” To give you an idea of how bad it was I'll tell you this: they brought one ice chest with one
twelve pack of soda with them to drink. A week away from civilization and that is all they brought. While loading
the van with their “camping gear”, twice I thought I saw Anna watching me work. Each time however, she
seemed to quickly look away.
We stopped at McDonald’s half way to the lake for dinner. The place was packed. Never in my life before or
since have I seen so many people in a McDonald's. We all waited through an eternally long line. Anna gets her
food first and disappeared into the crowd. The adults' got their food next then made their way into the hoard.
My brother's followed suit shortly after.
“Sorry buddy, we ran out of buns. We've got more, but your food’s gonna be a few more minutes.” A man in
the ugly red and yellow hat says to me. I stared blankly then nodded. At least I didn't have to brave the mob
just yet. My food comes and the manager gives me a free small McFlurry since I had to wait. Grasping my food
close, I step into the press of bodies. I first see my brothers who have managed to seat themselves at a booth
with what appeared to be a pair of collage girls and were quickly making their acquaintance. Near them I
sighted my father, sitting with Mark and Julie, chatting away—probably about some inane work related thing.
I continued searching. There wasn't an empty table, chair, booth or stool to be seen. I stood, feeling slightly
dejected, my McFlurry dripping melting creamy goodness down my hand. Then I spot Anna, sitting alone at a
small booth in the very corner. Her blonde hair pulled into a high pony tail. Salvation!
I approached the table and sat without speaking. She seemed startled at first, pausing mid-fry as I seated. She
then saw the melting tasty treat I held. “Awe, I should have got one of those!” I looked at the sweet storm of
M&Ms and vanilla ice cream continuing to melt into my hand. I knew it would ruined by the time I finished my
meal. So I offered it to her. “Really?” She seemed to squeal when she spoke.
“Yeah, it was free anyway. You should take it.”
She snatched the cool dessert out of my hand and started to happily consume it, then paused “Wait, we
should share this.”
I shrugged “it’s okay, you have it. Besides we only have one spoon, and I'm not brave enough to fight through
that again.” I gestured to the swarm of people between us and the condiment stand. It seemed a tour bus had
arrived and deposited another few hundred people into the joint.
She giggled a little. “Here,” she licked the spoon she was using clean, “You can use this one.” In my
adolescent hormone stewing mind there was something rather erotic about watching the thirteen year old girl
lick a plastic utensil clean before offering it to me. I had to remember to keep chewing and breathing so I didn't
choke on my hot tasty burger. When I didn't move to take it, she scooped up a small bit of M&M-ice cream swirl
and aimed it towards my mouth.
I was flustered. I didn't know what to do or think. Role playing games had did nothing to prepare me for such
an interaction. I now know, years after the fact, she was attempting to flirt with me, but in that moment my mind
leaped to her thinking I was a retard or something. “I'm not two, I can do it myself!” The words snapped out
and were a bit loud and harsh even to my own ears. I even got a one of those sidelong “what's wrong with
you” glances from a middle aged Mexican woman sitting in the booth beside us.
She looked as though I just slapped her, then she flushed with anger. “I was just playing.” Anna turned away
to quietly eat the McFlurry. I finished my meal in silence—well as much silence as you can have in a
McDonald's filled with three thousand people stuffed into a space that might have held three hundred. I
watched her from the corner of my eye as best I could. I knew I was just seeing what I wanted to, but more
than once I thought I saw her start as if to speak only to stop herself thinking better of it.
Then our parents were beside us with my brothers in tow. “Hope you're keeping Anna here out of trouble.”
Mark grinned at me. “You two ready to get going?”
I nodded and collected my trash. I steeled myself against the onslaught of people. The smell of body odor and
desperation washed over me as I made my way to the receptacle. As I dropped my waste, a small hand
grabbed mine. I turn to face Anna “Thank you for the McFlurry.” She had a timid half-smile, like she was afraid
I might slap her again—though her words were quite sincere. She slipped gracefully away into the crowd
before I could respond. I faced a nightmare of spandex and sweat before I was through.
I made the McDonald's exit just in time to see Anna's face in the window of her father's van as it smoothly
glided out of the parking lot. In my mind I saw her smiling and licking the spoon clean and I could feel the soft
touch of her hand upon mine. Pain then radiated up my arm as my oldest brother struck me “Slug bug red!” he
called pointing to a red VW beetle parked down the lot a few spaces.
“Dude, what the fuck!” I angrily rubbed my arm. He had hit the bicep squarely against the bone causing my
fingers and then my hand to tingle numbly.
“Sorry” He shrugged mockingly. “Guess you need to pay more attention.” We then piled into the truck and got
back on the road.
The Sun had set by the time we reached our campsite by the lake. Mark's van barely made it down the sandy
track that lead to the small secluded cove my father favored. My dad's truck had a shell on the bed, so while
the others went about setting up their tents in the dark, I took the remainder of the camping gear from the bed
and claimed it as my sleeping spot for the night. Score one for lazy!
I had my queen-size air mattress inflated in half the time it took any of the others to erect their tents. I settled
into my sleeping bag with a small book and light, closed the tinted glass windows of the shell and relaxed. Not
twenty minutes later I hear Anna's voice, filled with frustration, call out “Dad! I can't get this stupid thing up. It's
too dark!” Her voice was angry, annoyed, and only slightly muffled. She must have been nearby. The
response came from much farther away. While I could hear someone speaking, I could not make the words.
It didn't matter anyways. I went back to my book.
Before I could truly get back into the groove of reading, the rear of the shell opened and Anna began climbing
inside. She must not have realized I was there for when she saw me she reeled back to her heels and paused.
“Your dad said I could sleep here tonight since I can't get my tent up.”
I glanced around at the unused space around me and shrugged. She looked around sheepishly, as though
she knew she was doing something she shouldn't, before climbing into the bed. She had on a gray long sleeve
shirt with a loose fitting round neck. Where I was laying combined with her angle and my small book light
afforded me an unobstructed view down her top. I could see her smooth white skin and a little black bra—
maybe an A-cup or a very small B.
After climbing in and closing the glass behind her, she went about extracting her sleeping bag from its stuff
sack. She was doing this still bent over, oblivious to the show she was giving me. This was the most I had
seen of any real live girl and I was entranced. I'm not sure how long I stared, but eventually my eyes shifted to
hers and I realized she was watching me with the hint of a knowing smile. She made no move to cover herself.
I wasn't going to avoid pitching a tent after all that night, and I turned to my side to hide my main pole. There
was a giggle behind me as she laid out her bag and squirmed inside. I was surprised to notice she had the
same bag as I, though her' was in red beside the black one I slept in. I reached out and turned off the light. I
focused on breathing slow and calmly, silently pleading with my pocket rocket to subside. Every time she
moved, it reminded me that she was there and the sight I was treated to and my soldier would stand at full
attention. Eventually I drifted off into a fevered horny sleep.
Morning came with a bang. Julie was pounding on the glass yelling for Anna to get up. Anna rose sleepily, her
face a mixture of sleep and confusion. She looked around then found me quietly watching her. I quickly looked
away in a poor attempt at pretending I wasn't staring. I knew I was caught. She didn't say anything though. Just
moved to climb out of the truck.
I lay in my bag a moment longer, thinking about what I should do with my day. I decided it would be a day of
fishing and reading. Normally I don't fish, but it's what I do while camping and it affords me plenty of time to
read. Multitasking right? First I had to set up my tent—no sense in putting that off anymore.
Wandering into the main camp I was greeted by one of my older brothers dumping some fried eggs into a
tortilla and handing it to me. “There was sausage, but you slept too late and I ate it all!” The other brother
chuckled.
“Thanks for saving me some.” Annoyance was clear, though I was surprised he had actually cooked anything
for me at all. I rolled up my burrito and moved to gather the things I needed to set up my tent. I saw Anna with a
sausage link skewered on a plastic fork chatting with her dad. This frustrated me a little, though I couldn't tell
you why.
I carried my things away from the rest of the camp, maybe about one hundred yards, then began to prepare my
site. Having been camping for so many years, my dad had taught me his perfect way of setting up a tent. At
first I thought it was silly and too much work, but after a weekend spent sleeping on a very awkwardly shaped
rock digging into my back, I learned the merits of his preparation scheme. As I worked I got the distinct
impression that I was being watched—that feeling of the hairs on the back of your neck standing on end. I
never did see anyone.
Shortly after finishing, just enough time to get my stuff squared away and get changed into swimming trunks
and a tee shirt, I heard Mark and Anna approaching with conversation about setting up her tent. They stopped
about ten yards away behind a thick group of trees. He was telling her something about her being cold if she
sets her tent up this far from the fire. She just laughed at him. I wondered if they knew how close they were to
my tent. It seemed they hadn't noticed me.
I crept forward, silently into the trees and watched them. They did nothing in the way of site preparation, just
threw the tent down on the ground once it was standing and staked it in place. Even from my poor vantage
point I could see she was going to be sleeping on some pretty brutal rocks. Poor girl.
I finished my stalker session ahead of them and walked back to camp with my fishing gear and book. I
informed my father that I was going fishing up the canyon a ways and I assured him that I would at least check
in around noon. I set off to my spot, a deep fishing hole about a half mile up the canyon. Before I got too far
from the camp I heard Mark calling my name. I considered ignoring him, pretend I didn't hear him if it came up
later. Sighing, I turned towards his voice and called out to him. After a few back and forth calls I find him and
Anna walking up. Anna was in a plain white bikini that did well to accentuate her lithe, but unmistakably girlish,
figure with a see through white tee-shirt over top a few sizes too big. She carried a pink fishing pole and a
small pink tackle box. They both looked brand new, and I could even see a price tag hanging from the reel.
“Hey, do you think Anna can go fishing with you? We have to head back into town and get some supplies.”
Remember the ice chest and soda? Yeah my Dad just found out what they had brought and was having a
small fit about it. I think it's a control thing personally. “I think she'd just be bored if she came with us and your
brothers have already taken off on their bikes.” My brothers had a pair of dirt bikes they spent all their time on
while we were up here—at least till they ran out of gas.
“Um, sure.” I looked at Anna, who was just staring at the ground in front of her. He thanked me, told me to
make sure I look out for her, then started back towards the camp. “Do you have everything you need?” It was
a stupid question, as it was pretty clear she had never been fishing before and really had no idea what she
would need. But Anna nodded anyway and the two of us started back towards my fishing spot.
We walked in silence for a while, though hiked might be a better word for it. The trail here was rough rock and
sand weaving in and out of boulders and trees that marched along the water's edge of the canyon. We were
about half way there when she broke the silence. “How much farther is it?”
I stopped and turned to her. I could see she was pretty tired from the hike. She was wearing small yellow flip-
flops that couldn't have been very comfortable. I then notice she wasn't carrying any water. “It's still a little
ways up.” I pointed up the trail as if this would make our destination clearer. She looked a little disappointed.
“But we can stop here and take a break.”
“I'm okay, we can keep going.” She tried to sound enthusiastic, to me it seemed as though she just didn't want
to drag me down.
“I'm kinda of tired anyway.” I lied, speaking as I sat down on a rock. I un-slung the canteen I carried and took a
big gulp, watching her eying the liquid as I did. I offered it to her. She took the bottle and started gulping it
down. I was kicking myself, I should have thought about bringing extra water. I wondered how long she had
been thirsty. She had probably been staring at the water I carried and thinking about how much a pick I was for
not giving her any. After drinking near half of what I brought, she handed it back and thanked me.
“Ready to go?” She stood up and started walking again. She seemed both eager and dreading the walk at the
same time. I didn't know what to think. I quickly caught up to lead the way.
We eventually arrived at my fishing spot. Here the sandstone walls had created a large bowl shape with water
on one side dropping into a deep hole, and a sandy beach half-shaded by the rock over hang on the other.
“Wow!” Her eyes where wide with wonder as we slid down into the small basin of sand. I remembered when I
first found this place, I probably had much the same look on my face. “Okay, the hike was worth it!” She smiled
over at me. I sheepishly grinned back. I then moved over to a rock chair I had created on the beach that was a
perfect place to fish and sit and read from.
Putting the rest of my things down, I quickly rigged my pole and cast it into the water then sat down. I leaned
back in my rest and watched the light ripple as it reflected off the water onto one of the bowl walls. Nearby
Anna had sat down in the sand and was fumbling with her fishing pole. After watching her become increasingly
frustrated with the thing, I offered my help. She accepted in a way that made me feel like she was expecting
the offer the whole time. I handed her my pole and began rigging hers.
“So, are you gay or something?”
“What?! No! Why?!” The words came out in rapid fire succession as her question burned in my ears. I looked
at her incredulously.
“I've just never seen you with a girlfriend or anything.” One hand held my fishing pole while the other traced
small designs in the sand. The fact that she had paid that much attention to my social life should have told me
something.
“So?! I just haven't met anyone I've liked that much!” I was near stuttering as I sat flustered.
“Seems gay.” Came her response.
“Well I'm not, so drop it.” I was getting a hold on the shock and pure anger was rising now.
“If you say so.” Infuriatingly sweet. “Maybe you should prove it.”
“What? How can I prove it?” She shrugged and began reeling my fishing pole like she knew what she was
doing. “No, really, how do you want me to prove it?”
She turned and peered at me. “I'm sure you'll think of something.” She smirked. My blood was boiling at this
point, I was about to blow a gasket and go ape shit on her—throw sand in her face, scream, yell, just have a
general temper tantrum. Then this voice in my head was whispering Kiss her. Kiss her! That'll shut her up!
Just before she turned away I leaned down to her and pressed my lips against hers. I was awash with fear and
anger even as fireworks of amazement went off in my head. I had never kissed a girl before, and I was waiting
for the scream—or slap. To my surprise she did neither scream nor slap me nor did she pull away. At this point
we were just there with our lips pressed together and our eyes closed. At least mine where closed. Knowing
nothing else to do, I slowly pulled away ending the embrace.
My heart was pounding and butterflies filled my stomach. Our eyes were locked together for a time after the
kiss. Neither of us spoke. In that moment my fishing pole, forgotten in her hand, nearly jumped from her as
something hit the line fiercely. She managed to keep hold and cried out “What do I do!?”
We both got to our feet and I said “Start reeling it in!” She was having trouble just holding on to the rod so I
moved up behind her and put my arms around to grab the rod. “Here pull it like this!” I helped her guide the
pole as she reeled. I issued commands on when to reel and pull and when to stop and let out the line. This fish
was putting up a huge fight. Anna would chirp with delight each time the fish would trash and pull at us. At one
point it almost pulled the two of us off our feet. As the lake monster neared the surface I could tell it was a big
one. We were both smiling and laughing and we pulled it to the edge to be scooped out of the water with the
net. It was a striper nearly as big as my entire leg.
“Oh my gosh! I've never caught a fish before!” She was beaming.
“I'd have thought you'd never been fishing before.” I ribbed. She playfully slapped my arm.
“Now what?” She asked.
“Fish more I guess.”
“No way, we gotta get back and show this off!”
I kind of thought that's what she'd want to do. “Okay. Well, let’s get our stuff together.” I looked in my pack for
something to put the fish in, knowing I didn't have anything big enough. Giving up on that I settled on gilling the
fish with a small bit of yellow nylon cord and slinging it over my shoulder. It seemed the way back took much
less time. Anna had much more pep in her walk, striding back towards camp with purpose. She never stopped
talking about reeling that fish in and what it was like and remembering the experience. All I could really think
about was having my arms around her—and our kiss.
Arriving back at the camp we were greeted with my dad and Mark sitting beach-side drinking some beers while
Julie was laying twenty or so feet away sunning herself. “Catch anything?!” Mark called when he saw us
approach. I swung the fish around off my shoulder, and I could see Anna just about to burst waiting for her
dad's response. Our lake monster got a double take from both guys and Anna exploded into the deion of
how we caught it. She babbled excitedly, her face animated with delight.
The rule at our campsite was if you caught and kept a fish, you had to eat it. I helped Anna clean the large
aquatic creature and then showed her a simple way of cooking the thing. Basically fileting it and rubbing in
some spices before wrapping it in tin foil to bake beside the fire. The shadows had stretched long by then and
a burning red Sun dropped below the horizon. All of us had gathered around the fire to take our meals. Anna
and I sat beside each other and shared our fish while the rest cooked hot dogs over the hot embers.
My dad was an audiophile. He loved music. There isn't a genre out there that he didn't enjoy. His truck had
two 16-inch woofer boxes tucked behind the seats that he pulled out to rest atop the cab and blast music from.
We all enjoyed the music as we sat around the raging campfire. At one point Julie got up and began dancing
and singing along with one of the songs: Madonna’s “Like a Prayer”. She eventually got Anna up dancing and
singing with her and the two of them were teasing and cajoling all of the guys to get up and play with them.
Anna grabbed my hand, attempting to pull me to my feet “Come on!” She smiled in between singing the
verses. She was now dressed in a pair of short white cutoff shorts and another loosely fitting long sleeve shirt
that hung open exposing much of her smooth shoulder. This one had black and white horizontal stripes. Her
hair fell loosely past her shoulders.
“I can't dance.” I laughed and shrugged her hand off.
“Oh, everyone can dance!” She said to me. “Like this!” She demonstrated a simple move, swinging her hips
from side to side with the music.
She reached for my hand again then put on an exaggerated pout when I denied her. “Really, I can't move like
that.” I said apologetically
“Just try! Please?” I was taken aback. This whole trip seemed almost surreal. I had known this girl for a long
time, but now I felt as if I was seeing her for the first time. Her smile, the sparkle of her gray eyes, the way her
hair fell to frame her face, all of if filled me with a fleeting feeling I couldn't place. The feelings tugged at me,
pulled at me, urging me to do thing I'd have never even contemplated before.
I didn't want to disappoint her.
So I got to my feet. This brought a round of laughter from my brothers. She held my hands in hers, a little lower
than shoulder height, leaving a space between us so we could see each other’s feet. I tried to mimic her
motion, but failed miserably. Feeling foolish, I stopped moving “I can't do this”.
“No, you were doing it, just keep trying!” She giggled and held my hands tighter, and I started moving with her
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